1 00:00:00,275 --> 00:00:02,192 What sort of gold nuggets have I got? A blockage! 2 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:05,062 Is that an euphemisme? Don't you mean growth? 3 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:06,206 Come on! Out with it! 4 00:00:06,216 --> 00:00:08,542 There is an Arthar Mailion. - What? 5 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,489 And his nickname is `Pig'. 6 00:00:10,589 --> 00:00:12,935 It started out on a page as a little joke. 7 00:00:12,945 --> 00:00:14,933 As if this film hasn't got problems enough already! 8 00:00:14,943 --> 00:00:16,135 I feel like walking away from this whole 9 00:00:16,145 --> 00:00:18,205 Wait! Sandra! 10 00:00:18,215 --> 00:00:20,358 No! - Sandra! 11 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:23,283 Please don't let any of this be true. 12 00:01:27,774 --> 00:01:28,919 Daniel Feeld! 13 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:33,097 He shouldn't be down there, you know. 14 00:01:33,107 --> 00:01:36,197 And he was wandering all over the place last night, 15 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:40,393 poking around in cupboards and corridors. 16 00:01:40,403 --> 00:01:41,156 3: Thursday 17 00:01:41,157 --> 00:01:44,068 Pleeping sills? - I beg your pardon? 18 00:01:44,168 --> 00:01:46,810 Should have given him some. He's a restless fellow. 19 00:01:47,346 --> 00:01:48,588 Pills. You know. 20 00:01:49,258 --> 00:01:52,383 Oh... sleeping pills. Yes. 21 00:01:53,148 --> 00:01:54,759 Sorry. I misheard you. 22 00:01:54,859 --> 00:01:57,297 Oh, he had those all right. 23 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:01,505 We'd done better to tie him hand and foot to the bed. 24 00:02:01,515 --> 00:02:04,292 Oh, don't they do that in hospitals any more? 25 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:21,762 Please Ben. Don't keep sneaking looks at me on the sly... 26 00:02:21,772 --> 00:02:26,075 Sorry, old chap. - I'm OK, honestly, just a bit sort of... preoccupied... 27 00:02:26,841 --> 00:02:28,410 But the pain, Dan? 28 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:33,295 I'm only aware, at this moment, of a dull and distant thunder... 29 00:02:33,395 --> 00:02:36,001 No. They gave me morphine this morning. 30 00:02:36,011 --> 00:02:39,491 And I've got some in this bag too. That's what worries me. 31 00:02:39,501 --> 00:02:41,538 Well, if it stops the pain... 32 00:02:41,638 --> 00:02:45,674 Oh, sure, sure... Christ, who in their right mind willingly submits to pain... 33 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:47,952 Except Christ himself, of course. 34 00:02:48,654 --> 00:02:53,500 Silly bugger. Sweet silly bugger. 35 00:02:54,395 --> 00:02:57,880 No, it's why. Why morphine? Eh? 36 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:02,172 And why these effing biopsies tomorrow morning? They've brought it forward to nine a.m. 37 00:03:02,272 --> 00:03:09,675 Why? Why? Because they're on to something, Ben. And it's something really... 38 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:22,131 But after all, Ben, since we are no longer citizens nor children of God, 39 00:03:22,141 --> 00:03:25,806 but mere consumers, there are allways enough hints of a grace 40 00:03:25,816 --> 00:03:29,550 or even an eternity that can simply be bought an so-o-old! 41 00:03:34,471 --> 00:03:38,008 She should bo gack to her own country, eh, Daniel? 42 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:42,181 Ah. But she is. She's going home. 43 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,860 I strongly suspect, Ben, 44 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:53,256 that I'm very soon going to be given licence to be unbearably humbuggish and sickeningly sanctimonious. 45 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,237 Oh boy, oh boy! 46 00:03:55,337 --> 00:03:58,480 Can't you line me up for a few Thought for the Days 47 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:01,862 or whatever it is they call those dreadful interruptions 48 00:04:01,872 --> 00:04:04,885 to the normal flow of flood, quake, 49 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:07,394 war and starvation? Hey! I'd be good at it. 50 00:04:07,494 --> 00:04:09,710 Good Morning. 51 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:12,831 Have you ever noticed why it is... 52 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:16,728 that you got such pleasure in listening to me on your radio. 53 00:04:22,668 --> 00:04:25,849 Oh. Nearly forgot. Now, Daniel, don't be insulted. 54 00:04:25,859 --> 00:04:27,744 I'm assuming you want to work. Correct? 55 00:04:27,754 --> 00:04:29,949 Bet your bottom dollar! And your ten cents of it. 56 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:33,596 Only there's this... oh, it's something from Irwin Wilerwaller about... 57 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:38,636 The thing wories me about Americans. They never even hint at a smile when they say their own names. 58 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,845 And sometimes add `Junior' at the end of it, too. 59 00:04:40,855 --> 00:04:43,933 What? Oh, well, anyway, he's a helpful little chap. 60 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:49,063 This animation thing all those zillions are pouring into... Baa Baa. 61 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:52,996 Baa Baa. - B double A. B double A. 62 00:04:53,447 --> 00:04:57,332 You know. Sheep. There's quite a bit of dialoge English-style... 63 00:04:57,342 --> 00:05:01,266 Brit, I mean... for a Ganny Noat. - What the hell are you talking about... ? 64 00:05:01,276 --> 00:05:04,728 Goat. Goat. It's an arthritic old... 65 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:08,427 Nanny Goat in a field next door to Our Hero, the superlamb... 66 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:12,316 That does it! I was really interested until you brought in the arthritis, Ben. 67 00:05:12,326 --> 00:05:15,416 No. Not my cup of camomile. - I didn't think so, but one never... 68 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,516 How much, though? 69 00:05:34,379 --> 00:05:36,215 Look around as much as you like, Ben... 70 00:05:36,315 --> 00:05:40,257 or even open cupboards if you want. It'll be your one and only chance. 71 00:05:40,357 --> 00:05:46,474 No, no. I'm not neing bosy. It's... ah... yes. Very nice, indeed. 72 00:05:46,484 --> 00:05:48,844 Well, it's not very tidy, I know. But what the hell... 73 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:52,127 that's the mote in my eye, eh? If you know the quote. 74 00:05:52,137 --> 00:05:55,301 No, I don't. Why are you trying to hide that... 75 00:05:55,401 --> 00:05:58,358 Twice a day every Sunday, and sometimes three times, 76 00:05:58,368 --> 00:06:03,728 up the hill to the little stone chapel, and its hard benches... 77 00:06:03,828 --> 00:06:08,631 and the bloodu Gospel alive and bubbling all around you, inside and out. 78 00:06:08,731 --> 00:06:12,680 Oh, that, yes. - The Forrest of Nead. N-e-a-d. 79 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:16,843 Between the two rivers. And need, e-e-d, too. 80 00:06:17,384 --> 00:06:20,783 If you spend a childhood in such a place, Ben, 81 00:06:21,779 --> 00:06:27,042 grey and green, stone and tree and... Well, you'd know well enough 82 00:06:27,052 --> 00:06:30,293 where Jacob wrestled with the angel or Jesus walked on the water. 83 00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:35,394 Where were you brought up, Ben. Please, don't let me guess. 84 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:37,459 Wembley Park. 85 00:06:43,684 --> 00:06:48,546 I see. The Valley of the Shadow of the Death. 86 00:06:56,255 --> 00:06:57,913 Are you all right? 87 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:01,291 Are you? - Oh, come, come, Benjamin. 88 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:03,725 But you do want to work? - Want to! 89 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,811 All right. All right. You want to! 90 00:07:09,911 --> 00:07:14,046 I want to join up two things that are sort of in the air at the moment... 91 00:07:14,056 --> 00:07:17,872 one is virtual reality, 92 00:07:17,882 --> 00:07:22,499 with all the things that will go on in so called cyberspace, 93 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:28,778 and the other is cryogenics. - Is what? 94 00:07:28,788 --> 00:07:32,081 Technology at absolute zero temperature. 95 00:07:32,181 --> 00:07:34,322 I suppose you could try warming it up a bit? 96 00:07:34,332 --> 00:07:36,284 You must have read about those frozen bodies! 97 00:07:36,384 --> 00:07:39,592 You know, those very rich nerds who arrange that at 98 00:07:39,602 --> 00:07:43,468 or as near to the very point of their death as can be managed, 99 00:07:43,478 --> 00:07:46,536 they are deep, deep frozen as rapidly as possible in the hope that eventually... 100 00:07:46,546 --> 00:07:50,744 Oh, yes. I know what... - ...something, someone will be able to cure them 101 00:07:50,754 --> 00:07:56,047 of what it was that took them off and cell by cell bring them back to... 102 00:07:56,057 --> 00:07:59,048 Shit. My message light is flashing. I didn't notice. Did you? 103 00:07:59,148 --> 00:08:03,958 No. Can't say I did. - Oh, well, it can wait, whatever it is... 104 00:08:04,082 --> 00:08:05,364 Unless it's... 105 00:08:13,613 --> 00:08:16,490 Hello. Daniel. It's Anna here. 106 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:19,590 I know you're out of St Christopher's this morning. 107 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,903 I do hope you're feeling better, and I'm sorry to bother you at such a time. 108 00:08:22,913 --> 00:08:27,455 I'm calling early...well, actualy, it's five o'clock in the morning 109 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,639 and to be honest I haven't had very much sleep, but I... 110 00:08:29,739 --> 00:08:34,311 No more booze! - I simply had to call you about this... um... little problem, 111 00:08:34,321 --> 00:08:39,035 which I know Nick will be... um... well, want to talk to you about it, I'm afraid. 112 00:08:39,045 --> 00:08:43,790 The point is, Daniel, that by sheer bad luck, there is, 113 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,833 there really is, somebody called Arthur Mailion, as in your script, 114 00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:53,635 and he is, really is, nicknamed `Pig', `Pig' Mailion by some of those who know him... 115 00:08:53,735 --> 00:08:58,629 and he is apparently in what could be seen as the same line of business as our `Pig' Mailion, 116 00:08:58,729 --> 00:09:05,113 the fictional one, I mean. Now I've gone through the script and what we've shot... 117 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:11,248 several times, believe you me... and I think with a little ingenuity onn all our parts... 118 00:09:11,258 --> 00:09:13,792 What a shucking fame. 119 00:09:14,352 --> 00:09:15,918 More than that, Ben. 120 00:09:18,977 --> 00:09:23,408 Much more. - Daniel. What are you... ? 121 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:31,776 I'm very greatful to you, Ben, picking me up from that dump and all that. 122 00:09:31,876 --> 00:09:35,717 I know how it eats into your day... Not at all. Not at all. 123 00:09:35,727 --> 00:09:38,503 But I need to be alone now for a while, if you don't mind. 124 00:09:38,603 --> 00:09:41,957 I can already feel Ms Garbo whispering in my left ear. 125 00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:45,726 I'll talk to you later. On the phone. I want to write about cryogenics. 126 00:09:45,736 --> 00:09:48,292 Want to write about a frozen head, Ben. 127 00:09:48,302 --> 00:09:53,199 A deeply frozen brain iced-up with frozen memories. Sounds right, huh? 128 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:58,116 Fine. Fine, Dan. It'll be great to get you wack to bork. 129 00:09:58,216 --> 00:10:01,765 Oh, and if you got a parking ticket... Charge it to me! 130 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,695 Don''t be silly. 131 00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:37,880 Bang! 132 00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:01,355 Pretty little thing. 133 00:11:06,289 --> 00:11:07,585 Good. 134 00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:11,673 But... it's out of date! 135 00:11:16,136 --> 00:11:20,919 `2 o'clock. Manita'. 136 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:25,436 Manita. Manita? 137 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,521 Ah! Thank you! 138 00:12:02,937 --> 00:12:05,195 You would like to order a drink now, signor? 139 00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:09,396 No, Luigi, I said when... Oh, yes. All right. 140 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:14,885 Bring me a Scotch, no ice. No! A Campari and soda with.. .Um. 141 00:12:14,895 --> 00:12:20,838 Luigi. I'll have a, a... Bring me a Courvosier with Stone's Green Ginger. Thank you. 142 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,965 Oh, come on, Linda. 143 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,334 Put yer bleed'n lip back where it belongs. 144 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:47,423 When you pout like that, darling, 's more like a bleed'n cushion. 145 00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:53,646 Oh. That's nice. - Stop worrying your sweet little wiggle-waggle abaht it, willya! 146 00:12:53,746 --> 00:12:57,774 Arfur... listen! He's done a hell of a lot for me, enne? 147 00:12:57,784 --> 00:13:00,707 I mean, I wouldn't be a nuffink if he... Bollocks. 148 00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:06,681 I wouldn't be a... When this comes out, he reckons I'm going to be big. A star! 149 00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:09,924 Well. You will be! You still will be, won'tcha? Christ. 150 00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:12,572 Can't you think straight or what? 151 00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:16,288 Number one. The first rule of life, Angel. 152 00:13:16,298 --> 00:13:21,665 Look after Unero Numo, then the rest'll look after itself. 153 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,360 But who is Number One, Arthur? 154 00:13:23,752 --> 00:13:28,273 You are, darling. Just do, a I say. 155 00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:31,879 And tell him what I say in the way that I say it. 156 00:13:31,889 --> 00:13:35,302 It's a doddle, darling. Just keep your head, 157 00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:40,535 and do what I say. Right? 158 00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:44,738 Right? 159 00:13:46,686 --> 00:13:48,093 Right. 160 00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:04,999 Unero Numo. 161 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:24,971 I... - Whatchawant? 162 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:30,774 I'm... uh... excuse me. Are you, are you Mrs Sollars? 163 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:34,666 No. Haynes me name. Mrs Haynes. 164 00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:36,755 Money! I've got something for... ! 165 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:40,197 Dosh? You say dosh, darling? 166 00:15:42,244 --> 00:15:45,155 How much? And oo's it for, fella? - Um. 167 00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:47,790 How much. I said how much! 168 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:53,349 And if you're on about insurance stuff and all that you can bugger bugger bugger off! 169 00:15:53,359 --> 00:15:54,852 Where's Sandra? 170 00:15:55,942 --> 00:15:59,305 Out. - Money's for her and money's for you! 171 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:02,521 How much? Is it in there? Eh? 172 00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:06,201 I'm not going to tell you on the doorstep, now am I? 173 00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:37,275 Mrs Haynes... ? - In here! Muttonhead. 174 00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:55,584 M... may I... sit down... ? 175 00:16:55,684 --> 00:17:00,678 Where's this go, then? Where's this bit go? 176 00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:04,828 Looks like some of the girder, don't it? 177 00:17:04,928 --> 00:17:12,866 Or the towpath,... maybe? - Towpath, Christ! Listen, you. 178 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:19,070 I know this bleed'n bridge like the back of me own hand. Don't you tell me! 179 00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:25,977 They do it deliberate! Too soddin'hard! 180 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:52,222 There, there... 181 00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:55,616 Anything as bad as that shouldn't be bottled up. 182 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:58,523 Let it out. 183 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:05,111 Oh, let it come! Oh... 184 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:21,502 It's not just... It's not just them pieces... I... 185 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,736 No, no I don't know. 186 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:30,558 Is there anything I can... 187 00:18:31,105 --> 00:18:33,494 Would you like a cup of tea or something? 188 00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:37,337 Tea? A cup of bloody tea? 189 00:18:37,437 --> 00:18:41,932 No. Ta. But... 190 00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:47,403 In there. See? 191 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:53,820 A little drop of Mother's Ruin. That might do the trick. 192 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,285 That cupboard. Up there! 193 00:18:59,109 --> 00:19:04,410 No! The other one! For Christ's sake. 194 00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:17,327 Oh, God! I'm... ! 195 00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:40,422 What the f... ?! 196 00:19:42,672 --> 00:19:45,914 Whatchewbleed'ndoin'ere? - Sandra. Thank God I've found you. 197 00:19:45,924 --> 00:19:48,634 It's important that I... Don't be alarmed! Please! - You're a bloody nutter! 198 00:19:48,644 --> 00:19:51,890 And you're frightening the life out of me! - He's not the insurance... 199 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,744 Sanny, what's up, love? - Sandra, I've brought your bag. It's... 200 00:19:54,754 --> 00:20:01,286 Christ. Mustard. I... Oh, God. Excuse me... 201 00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:06,612 I'll get this laundered, of course... I'm so sorry. - You look inside it? Did you? 202 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,597 My bag? - But I had to. I had to find out where you... 203 00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:12,042 Don't worry. Everything's safe, Sandra. - It's was the girder. 204 00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:16,738 I know it was. 'E said towpath... towpath... 205 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:21,345 Sit down, Mum. Go on. - Wha... ? 206 00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:26,921 Sit down, there's a love. Come on. You'll be all right in a minute, I promise. 207 00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:44,671 The last thing I wanted was to cause any disturbance, or... or... 208 00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:47,246 You see her face? Do you? 209 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:53,421 I... yes. - Know who did that? Do you? 210 00:20:53,431 --> 00:21:01,132 No... - Arthur Mailion! `Pig' Mailion. The rotten ugly bastard! 211 00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:16,893 Eh, I was gonna park there. - Bloody stupid arsehole! 212 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:37,562 ... and a perfect example of what I mean is in that brasserie scene 213 00:21:37,572 --> 00:21:40,277 when you tell that bat joke. You know what I mean? 214 00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:44,691 Yeah. The ones in the cave. - Well, it was in the timing, wasn't it? 215 00:21:44,701 --> 00:21:47,277 The placing of it. The rhythm. 216 00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:50,415 Now, that's something you had instinctively, 217 00:21:50,425 --> 00:21:54,152 and it's worth its weight in plutonium, Linda, you believe me. 218 00:21:54,162 --> 00:21:56,169 And I know what I am talking about. 219 00:21:56,269 --> 00:22:00,614 I just wish we... - Oh, you're going to be a star, my lovely! 220 00:22:00,624 --> 00:22:05,966 And I shall be very, very proud that I had the foresight or insight or whatever 221 00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:09,505 to have picked you out and lifted you up. 222 00:22:09,981 --> 00:22:13,296 Yes. And the guts too. 223 00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:17,392 I had to stick to my guns against all kind of... Believe me, Linda, 224 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:21,571 most people in this business grow crusts over their brain cells. 225 00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:26,079 Habit. Custom. Usual practice. What worked before. God, it... 226 00:22:26,089 --> 00:22:29,951 What's the matter, my love? - Oh, everything. 227 00:22:30,912 --> 00:22:35,133 Us. - Us? You and me? 228 00:22:35,695 --> 00:22:38,723 I can't bear it no more. I can't bear what's happening... 229 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:44,137 I don't like this hole-in-the-corner business any more than you do. Linda? 230 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:49,057 It breaks my heart. And I promise you I'm doing all I can... 231 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,569 It's my flat. - Your flat. 232 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,527 What about it? What are we talking about? 233 00:22:54,537 --> 00:22:57,224 Linda? What is it? 234 00:22:58,093 --> 00:23:02,174 Me flat, Nick. Oh, Christ, Nick. 235 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:10,909 It's been bugged. - How... how do you mean... ? 236 00:23:10,919 --> 00:23:14,540 I fought it was too cheap. I should have bloody known. 237 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,039 Known what? What? Linda? - I told, didn'I, I told you 238 00:23:18,049 --> 00:23:21,760 get a flat for just five hundred a monf... and feeding them fucking fish! 239 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:27,850 Ought to have known. I mean, you said it was a bargain, too. Some bargain! 240 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:31,859 Linda. Will you please stop yattering and tell me precisely what the hell is... 241 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:34,333 Yattering? I like that! - Linda! 242 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:37,139 Well, I've had the wool pulled over my eyes, enn'I? 243 00:23:37,239 --> 00:23:40,836 The flat's... - Sshh! Voice down. 244 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,166 You'll have to come and see for yourself. 245 00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:47,590 What? Go to the flat? Now? 246 00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:51,376 I've have to be in the cutting room in thirty-five minutes. Oh, shit. 247 00:23:51,476 --> 00:23:53,684 Yes. I don't know what you're talking about, but if it affects me then... 248 00:23:53,694 --> 00:23:56,940 Course it affects you! Who else is on the bleed'n tape? 249 00:23:56,950 --> 00:24:02,542 Tape? - And I suppose you'd recognize you own bum, wouldn't ya? 250 00:24:04,592 --> 00:24:08,642 Luigi. The clock is beating us. The bill, please. 251 00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:35,556 You can never get a fucking taxi in Soho. 252 00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:40,000 Who's that? - Don't ask me... 253 00:24:46,346 --> 00:24:51,982 Oh. Hello, Arfur... ! Linda! Linda Langer. I'll be blowed! 254 00:24:52,353 --> 00:24:54,341 Wanna lift, love? - No. No. 255 00:24:54,352 --> 00:24:56,246 Yeah! That'd be great if you can! 256 00:24:56,346 --> 00:24:59,187 Don't be daft. Makes sense if you're in a hurry. 257 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:11,212 Big 'earted Arfur, enn' I? 258 00:25:11,312 --> 00:25:14,921 Where to, Milady? And oo's yer boyfriend? 259 00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:18,268 Not boyfriend. No. - He's me director, Arfur. 260 00:25:18,278 --> 00:25:21,683 Albert Court, if you can. That's really nice. That's where I am now. 261 00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:24,414 Albert Court... ? Oh, yeah. Know it. 262 00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:29,217 Goin' up in the world, entcha? I heard you was in this film. 263 00:25:29,317 --> 00:25:31,811 Bit of luck, eh, Linda? - I'll say! 264 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:34,551 And it's all thanks to Nick, here. Me director. 265 00:25:34,651 --> 00:25:38,849 Please to meetchya, Nick. I'm Arfur. Hello, Arthur. 266 00:25:38,859 --> 00:25:41,260 Nick saw me at this fashion show I was doing... - Yeah? 267 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:43,885 I don't know what he saw in me, but it must have been something. 268 00:25:43,985 --> 00:25:47,360 Hear that, Nick? She don't know what you saw in her? 269 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:50,878 Don't take many guesses, do it? - No, no. It was her... 270 00:25:52,137 --> 00:25:54,784 it's my job to see what others cannot see... 271 00:25:54,884 --> 00:25:57,169 Nick's done some good 'uns, Arfur. He's very well known. 272 00:25:57,269 --> 00:25:59,264 Yeah? - He done Listen Who Dares... 273 00:25:59,274 --> 00:26:01,213 Oh. Yes. I remember that one! 274 00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:05,149 Ooh... I'm honoured. Giving a bloke like you a lift, Nick. 275 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:07,658 What's yer other name, then? 276 00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:13,077 He's Nicholas Balmer. - Balmer? Balmer? Nicolas Balmer. 277 00:26:13,177 --> 00:26:17,875 Oooh, yeah! Knew it, knew it. You was in the standard the other night, wasn't you? 278 00:26:17,975 --> 00:26:19,459 Was I? - Yes, you was. 279 00:26:19,639 --> 00:26:22,845 Picture and all. Your wife's that... 280 00:26:22,945 --> 00:26:26,142 cor, I am going up in the world, enn'I? 281 00:26:26,372 --> 00:26:29,300 She's Lady Ruth Balmer, entshe? 282 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,410 Talks about cooking and that on the wireless. That's her, ennit? 283 00:26:33,832 --> 00:26:35,745 Yes. - Cor... ! 284 00:26:35,755 --> 00:26:39,898 You wouldn't think someone brought up like her would bovyer their heads about cooking, would ya? 285 00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:44,051 I mean. I mean. Her dad was that funny old Lord Collingwode, weren't he? 286 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:48,407 No offence intended. But he had more money than he had brain cells, didnee? 287 00:26:48,853 --> 00:26:53,104 Left five million flippin' quid for cats to have their balls cut off. 288 00:26:53,498 --> 00:26:56,697 Christ. Didn't like cats much. 289 00:26:57,032 --> 00:27:01,248 Still, he left her ten times as much, I'll give him that! 290 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:05,458 What a lucky boy you turned out to be, eh, Nick? 291 00:27:06,856 --> 00:27:09,599 No offence meant. And none taken, I 'ope. 292 00:27:11,454 --> 00:27:16,433 Well, here we are, Linda, me old love. Just tell me where to stop, 293 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:20,046 and you can give me a kiss on the cheek for me trouble, eh? 294 00:27:31,643 --> 00:27:33,827 Now you just try and get a little nap, lovie. 295 00:27:33,837 --> 00:27:36,881 I'll bring you a cup of tea and a nice biscuit 'bout four o'clock, right? 296 00:27:36,891 --> 00:27:39,981 You'll feel a lot be'er. - Good girl, Sanny. 297 00:27:44,131 --> 00:27:47,705 I'll get you a new puzzle tomorrow. A real good one. 298 00:27:48,858 --> 00:27:51,684 Not too much sky, eh? 299 00:27:56,419 --> 00:27:57,666 No, love. 300 00:27:58,214 --> 00:28:00,713 Them bloody blue bits can drive you mad. 301 00:28:29,957 --> 00:28:33,189 Before you say anything or before we try and sort any of this out, 302 00:28:33,289 --> 00:28:36,598 I want you to listen to this. Please. - What is it? 303 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:41,289 It's a message on my answer phone when I got home from the hospital this morning. 304 00:28:41,389 --> 00:28:43,025 Just listen, OK? 305 00:28:47,343 --> 00:28:49,021 Hello, Daniel. It's Anna here... 306 00:28:50,372 --> 00:28:53,219 She's the producer. - ...and I hope you are feeling better, 307 00:28:53,229 --> 00:28:58,104 and I'm sorry to bother you at such a time... I'm calling early... 308 00:28:58,114 --> 00:29:02,011 well, actually it's five o'clock in the morning and to be honest I haven't had very much sleep, 309 00:29:02,021 --> 00:29:06,458 but I simply had to call you about this... uh... little problem... 310 00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:09,195 which Nick will be... - He's the director. 311 00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:12,856 ...I'm afraid. The point is, Daniel, 312 00:29:12,866 --> 00:29:16,043 that by sheer bad luck, there is... 313 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:19,942 There really is, somebody called Arthur Mailion, as in your script, 314 00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:23,949 and he is, really is, nicknamed `Pig' Mailion, 315 00:29:23,959 --> 00:29:28,647 by some of those who know him and he is apparently in what could be seen 316 00:29:28,657 --> 00:29:32,303 as the same line of business as our `Pig' Mailion, the fictional one, I mean. 317 00:29:33,252 --> 00:29:36,485 The fictional. Made up. Invented. By me. 318 00:29:36,585 --> 00:29:40,270 ...several times, believe you me... - There is nothing more of interest. 319 00:29:40,993 --> 00:29:43,511 God, she sounds posh. - Does she? 320 00:29:43,521 --> 00:29:47,631 Not 'arf! - But do you see now what has happened? 321 00:29:47,731 --> 00:29:50,894 Well... sort of... 322 00:29:50,994 --> 00:29:55,130 No. Not really. I mean... - When I was writing Karaoke, which was almost two years ago, 323 00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:58,757 Sandra, I used somebody's real name for one of my made-up names. 324 00:29:58,857 --> 00:30:00,474 Entirely by accident. 325 00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:02,547 You'd never heard of him before? Is that right? 326 00:30:02,557 --> 00:30:06,318 Dead right. Unless I'd heard about or read about a man with that name, 327 00:30:06,328 --> 00:30:09,950 then forgotten about it. It can happen. It's called cryptomnesia. 328 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,023 Christ. That sounds nasty. 329 00:30:12,033 --> 00:30:14,838 Well, it can be nasty. On the pocket. 330 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:19,881 That's why publishers and television and film companies have to check these things. 331 00:30:19,981 --> 00:30:23,450 But somebody didn't? - Somebody didn't. 332 00:30:23,951 --> 00:30:27,494 So you see, I'm not what you called `psychic' or anything like that. 333 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:31,334 It's just accidental. When you ran away like that from the bench, 334 00:30:31,344 --> 00:30:34,400 I wondered myself whether my old bloody script, the karaoke thing, 335 00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:37,701 was sort of reaching out and tangling itself in real lives... 336 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:39,984 God, that's what had been giving me the creeps! 337 00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:44,064 But it isn't, Sandra. It isn't! Do you see that? Do you understand? 338 00:30:44,164 --> 00:30:47,341 That script is just-a-story. 339 00:30:48,134 --> 00:30:50,932 Got it? - Yes. 340 00:30:54,685 --> 00:30:57,543 Sandra, why do you have a gun? 341 00:30:58,004 --> 00:31:00,762 What sort of story does that come from? 342 00:31:07,339 --> 00:31:10,244 Sandra, I want you to tell me. Please. 343 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:15,886 Go upstairs and take another look at me mum! Go on! 344 00:31:15,986 --> 00:31:18,300 A really good look! - Hey. Steady. 345 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,460 Twenty-two years ago he did that. When she was carrying me and I was due! 346 00:31:22,894 --> 00:31:24,400 Fink of it! 347 00:31:24,923 --> 00:31:28,045 And do you know how he did it? Eh? Eh? 348 00:31:28,145 --> 00:31:32,133 N... no... - Wiv a quart bot'le of milk! 349 00:31:33,034 --> 00:31:37,222 He went in and smashed the bottom off it and he chased her round and round the room 350 00:31:37,232 --> 00:31:39,784 and he got her in the corner and he got up against the wall 351 00:31:39,794 --> 00:31:44,624 and he smashed it into her face and he ground it in and ground it in 352 00:31:44,634 --> 00:31:48,552 and dragged it down her skin and bone and than he kicked her in the hip 353 00:31:48,562 --> 00:31:51,895 and he walked out to go to the bloody greyhound track. 354 00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:56,359 And he didn't do a single day in the nick, not from that day to this. 355 00:31:58,392 --> 00:32:00,221 Sandra... 356 00:32:24,030 --> 00:32:25,599 Oh, Sandra. 357 00:32:26,965 --> 00:32:30,014 You poor girl. I'm so sorry. 358 00:32:30,024 --> 00:32:32,596 All right now. - Please... sit down. 359 00:32:32,606 --> 00:32:36,091 Let me make you a drink or a, or a.... Let me do something for you. 360 00:32:36,191 --> 00:32:39,622 Nah. - But... but... 361 00:32:49,624 --> 00:32:52,741 Didn't track the bugger down till four months ago, did I? 362 00:32:52,841 --> 00:32:55,713 That's why I'm doing that job at this bleed'n club. 363 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,779 I'll find him on his own-io there one of these days. 364 00:32:59,789 --> 00:33:03,192 Sandra. Listen to me. - I'll get close to him, don't you worry. 365 00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:07,671 So bleed'n close I'd be able to squeeze aht one of his black'eads from him, woulduntÍ? 366 00:33:13,371 --> 00:33:15,283 What's the matter? 367 00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:19,883 It's... 368 00:33:21,647 --> 00:33:24,698 another smashed bottle. 369 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,031 God almighty. - What's the matter? 370 00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:40,204 He's found himself another one... our Big Tipper. 371 00:33:40,579 --> 00:33:43,374 Now that's what I call sick. 372 00:33:43,474 --> 00:33:45,095 Poor old devil. 373 00:33:57,939 --> 00:34:02,822 Don't fret, my darling. In the end, everything is all right. 374 00:34:03,270 --> 00:34:07,188 In the end, if your feelings are strong and true, 375 00:34:07,288 --> 00:34:11,887 You will know fulfilment, my love. You will. 376 00:34:13,781 --> 00:34:16,515 But Sandra, love, listen. 377 00:34:16,615 --> 00:34:21,317 I need a favour off him real bad, and he'd go for you in a big way. 378 00:34:21,417 --> 00:34:24,361 Do this for me! Please! 379 00:34:24,944 --> 00:34:29,340 And the other bat says, `Blimey, you're on the wrong track here, old mate... 380 00:34:29,350 --> 00:34:33,028 Sandra. Lis-ten... - `Christ, it's dawn out there, he says, bleed'n daybreak... 381 00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:36,667 So where you going to find fresh blood at this sort of time... ? Tell me that!' 382 00:34:36,677 --> 00:34:39,867 Oh, shit. - `Dunno. But I'm effin hungry. You coming or what... ? 383 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:42,644 I've heard this. - The other bat... a downer him... 384 00:34:42,654 --> 00:34:45,179 `You won't find nothing out there, not a fing!' 385 00:34:45,279 --> 00:34:49,080 Yeah. A right downer. A real misery. 386 00:34:49,090 --> 00:34:50,916 I'm telling you... I've heard this! I've bloody well... 387 00:34:50,926 --> 00:34:53,285 But off he goes anyway, the first bat. 388 00:34:53,295 --> 00:34:56,499 Aht of the cave... flap, flap... - It's not even funny! 389 00:34:57,645 --> 00:35:01,707 Flap. Flap. Back e'comes. Just a couple of minutes... yeah?... Blood all round his beak... 390 00:35:01,717 --> 00:35:04,299 They don't even have beaks. You ignorant cow. 391 00:35:04,309 --> 00:35:06,079 `Je'sus!' says the other bat. 392 00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:09,220 `Where the fuck do you find that at this time of the day...' 393 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,721 Sandra. If you don't stop... - `Where I'd get it? Where I'd get it? 394 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,431 `Well, you see that tree over there? 395 00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:18,060 `Do you see that fucking tree? 396 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:21,527 Go on, then. 397 00:35:22,796 --> 00:35:24,857 `Do you see that tree?' 398 00:35:25,813 --> 00:35:28,878 `Yeah,' says the other bat, all irritated like. 399 00:35:28,888 --> 00:35:31,058 `Yeah, I can see the bloody tree.' 400 00:35:32,990 --> 00:35:34,255 `Well. I didn't.' 401 00:35:47,886 --> 00:35:52,813 You've gone out on a bit of a limb, Ian. - I've simply done what should be done, 402 00:35:52,913 --> 00:35:58,903 and recut it so that we're not on that lassie for every possible second of every possible minute. 403 00:35:59,003 --> 00:36:03,979 All I'm asking... all I ask... is that Nick at least sit down and look at it. 404 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:07,990 I mean look at it properly. But where is he? 405 00:36:08,577 --> 00:36:10,205 Forty minutes. 406 00:36:10,305 --> 00:36:12,693 He's never usually late, is he? - Never. 407 00:36:13,513 --> 00:36:16,483 And where's Daniel? He was told two o'clock, wasn't he? 408 00:36:16,493 --> 00:36:19,253 Of course he was. Told him myself. 409 00:36:19,732 --> 00:36:23,536 This is all very... very... - Yes, I know. I'm sorry. 410 00:36:23,636 --> 00:36:27,641 You told me that this was going to be the mig batch, the one that counts... 411 00:36:27,651 --> 00:36:29,844 The what? Sorry? 412 00:36:31,417 --> 00:36:36,715 And here I am like a referee all kitted out with my shoots and borts and my whistle 413 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:38,619 and neither team has even bothered to turn up! 414 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:41,984 Well, Ben, I simply do not understand it at all. 415 00:36:42,404 --> 00:36:43,605 Unless... 416 00:36:44,072 --> 00:36:45,556 oh, God forbid! 417 00:36:45,864 --> 00:36:47,243 Unless what? 418 00:36:47,343 --> 00:36:51,594 Unless they met up with each other in the streets or something... bumped into each other... 419 00:36:51,604 --> 00:36:54,529 Collided, you mean? - Something's going on, that's for sure. 420 00:36:54,539 --> 00:36:57,976 Something very fishy. - Bodes ill. 421 00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:00,907 Bodes ill. 422 00:37:07,889 --> 00:37:09,622 Took me ages to find it... 423 00:37:09,722 --> 00:37:12,548 Running me fingers down the wall and the frames and that... 424 00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:17,241 Couldn't find no button, no switch... then I just pushed, and see? 425 00:37:17,341 --> 00:37:19,963 Some sort of video camera. 426 00:37:20,473 --> 00:37:22,285 And here the bloody fing is! - Oh, my God... 427 00:37:22,385 --> 00:37:28,283 I didn't even know they could make such fings as this. I mean, it's like some James Bond story, ennit? 428 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:30,292 I wish to God it was. 429 00:37:31,491 --> 00:37:33,142 Just a story... 430 00:37:33,242 --> 00:37:35,440 Shall I shut it? - I don't care! 431 00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,717 Hey. Keep your 'air on, Nick. 432 00:37:52,669 --> 00:37:57,729 Absolutely done for it. - Sorry? What did you say? 433 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:02,140 Are you in on this, you little bitch? Is this a set up... ? 434 00:38:02,150 --> 00:38:04,990 Oy! Don't you fucking talk to me like that! 435 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,728 How do you know about it in the first place? What the hell's been going on? 436 00:38:08,738 --> 00:38:11,828 Who the hell've you been talking to... ? - Let go, you bugger! 437 00:38:14,355 --> 00:38:17,302 What sort of person do you fink I am? 438 00:38:18,779 --> 00:38:20,648 That's what I want to know. 439 00:38:23,313 --> 00:38:24,637 Here. 440 00:38:27,365 --> 00:38:28,853 Come and see. 441 00:38:31,021 --> 00:38:32,556 Let me show you. 442 00:38:42,465 --> 00:38:47,040 BEEN FEEDING MORE THAN FISH AND I KNOW THIS BLOKE ON THE SUN 443 00:38:50,686 --> 00:38:54,398 You see? Nick? 444 00:38:58,353 --> 00:38:59,583 Everything. 445 00:39:00,075 --> 00:39:04,556 I see... everything. - No. I mean about me, Nick. 446 00:39:04,656 --> 00:39:07,824 Listen. I didn't set you up for this... 447 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,247 What's the matter... ? 448 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:12,671 Where are they, anyway? - Where's the what? 449 00:39:12,681 --> 00:39:13,833 The fish. 450 00:39:17,601 --> 00:39:19,290 What's so funny? 451 00:39:20,236 --> 00:39:27,396 I don't know... fish. I suppose the... hoo! hoo!... fish. 452 00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:32,561 My place or my place. Place. You get it? 453 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,917 But where are they? 454 00:39:35,178 --> 00:39:40,467 These fish in whose service you were rewarded by so little rent? 455 00:39:40,477 --> 00:39:45,602 They're in that little room... the watchacallit when you... The study. 456 00:39:45,612 --> 00:39:53,493 You've seen them. Haven't you? - Yes. Of course. In the... yes. Sorry 457 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,844 This Pete fellow. 458 00:39:59,206 --> 00:40:01,470 This bastard Beasly. 459 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,002 Let me get this straight, as I remember you telling me at the time. 460 00:40:05,012 --> 00:40:06,996 Yeah. Go ahead. - He was a... 461 00:40:07,087 --> 00:40:10,872 no, it wasn't an agent exactly, nor a booker, 462 00:40:11,494 --> 00:40:16,789 but nevertheless a kind of go between behind models and the advertising people and such like... 463 00:40:16,799 --> 00:40:19,546 That's right. - And that's how you knew him. 464 00:40:19,646 --> 00:40:21,097 That's how I knew him. 465 00:40:21,895 --> 00:40:25,282 You weren't lovers at any time? - Nah! 466 00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:28,209 Not my type. I just... sort of... knew him, you know. 467 00:40:28,219 --> 00:40:33,587 Met at some office or other. Sometimes you're on location when you away for a magazine, say... 468 00:40:33,687 --> 00:40:37,118 He was sort of... around. 469 00:40:37,218 --> 00:40:42,585 I liked him, and I thought he liked me... Christ! 470 00:40:42,595 --> 00:40:45,480 And all this flat business came up just after you got the part? 471 00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:49,303 Yeah. I thought wonders would never stop 'appening. 472 00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:56,103 The whole world seemed or felt like everybody wanted to give me everything I'd ever wanted. 473 00:40:56,485 --> 00:41:03,077 Oh, when I 'eard you on the phone, Nick! That part! My first job at real acting, 474 00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:05,828 and such a big, big part! 475 00:41:06,996 --> 00:41:09,123 You changed my life, Nick. 476 00:41:09,223 --> 00:41:11,755 I'll never forget it! 477 00:41:14,409 --> 00:41:16,865 Not never! 478 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,841 What's the matter? - Then... bingo! 479 00:41:43,851 --> 00:41:49,573 ... old friend Pete Beasly offers you a wonderful flat at a knockdown rent. Just like that. 480 00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:53,594 What you trying to say? - And you get this letter yesterday morning... 481 00:41:53,604 --> 00:41:56,676 But you wait to tell me. Then he rings you this morning 482 00:41:56,686 --> 00:42:00,492 as cool as a cucumber and says your rent is going up by thousand pounds a week. 483 00:42:00,502 --> 00:42:02,410 Correct? - Correct. 484 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:05,465 Then you'll have to move out, won't you? 485 00:42:05,475 --> 00:42:08,082 It's a thousand a week wherever I move, Nick. 486 00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:12,096 Oooh. You poor thing. How on earth are you going to find it? 487 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:15,290 How am I... ? You must be off your rocker. 488 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:20,248 Read that bleed'n letter again, Nick... - I don't need to. 489 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:27,271 You what? - I said... I don't need to. It's not my problem. 490 00:42:27,281 --> 00:42:29,973 Nick! What about the papers? 491 00:42:32,267 --> 00:42:34,316 That photograph! 492 00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:38,445 Have you ever read the script Karaoke, Linda? All the way through, I mean? 493 00:42:38,545 --> 00:42:41,481 What? - Or have you only read the pages that you're in? 494 00:42:41,581 --> 00:42:44,898 What the 'ell do I want them others for, if I ain't got to do nothing in them? 495 00:42:44,908 --> 00:42:48,839 Nick. What are you talking about? What are you going to do about that letter? 496 00:42:48,939 --> 00:42:51,760 Well, my sweet, the script you have not read 497 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:55,766 is not entirely irrelevant to the things that can happen in one's own life. 498 00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:58,027 I'll give Dan Feeld that. 499 00:42:58,483 --> 00:43:03,177 And that story of his shows that when a particular obsession cracks open... 500 00:43:03,277 --> 00:43:07,612 an obsession of any kind... there's a terrifying freedom pooking out, 501 00:43:07,712 --> 00:43:13,873 and in that freedom one might even see the faint outlines of a funny little thing called dignity. 502 00:43:14,727 --> 00:43:18,401 I don't know what the fuck you''re talking about. - No, I don't suppose you do. 503 00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:20,339 Goodbye, Linda. Good luck. 504 00:43:20,439 --> 00:43:26,685 Why are you going, Nick? What are you going to do? 505 00:43:26,785 --> 00:43:29,870 Where are you going? - Actually, I'm very late. 506 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,392 Which is not very professional. 507 00:43:31,492 --> 00:43:34,103 As to what I'm doing precisely... 508 00:43:34,203 --> 00:43:37,372 Well, I've got a lawyer, myself, and three other people 509 00:43:37,472 --> 00:43:41,531 all waiting to eliminate someone called `Pig' Mailion... 510 00:43:41,906 --> 00:43:45,367 A joke which I've no doubt totally escapes you. 511 00:43:52,278 --> 00:43:56,123 ¶ When tears come down 512 00:43:56,223 --> 00:43:59,897 ¶ Like falling rain 513 00:43:59,997 --> 00:44:03,744 ¶ You'll toss around 514 00:44:03,844 --> 00:44:06,844 ¶ And call my name 515 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:11,705 ¶ You'll walk the floor 516 00:44:11,805 --> 00:44:15,769 ¶ The way I do 517 00:44:15,869 --> 00:44:19,718 ¶ Your cheatin' heart 518 00:44:19,818 --> 00:44:22,818 ¶ Will tell on you 519 00:44:22,918 --> 00:44:27,444 ¶ Your cheatin' heart 520 00:44:27,544 --> 00:44:31,411 ¶ Will make you weep 521 00:44:31,511 --> 00:44:35,443 ¶ You cry and cry 522 00:44:35,543 --> 00:44:38,857 ¶ And try to sleep 523 00:44:38,957 --> 00:44:41,957 ¶ But sleep won't come 524 00:44:43,433 --> 00:44:46,677 ¶ The whole night through 525 00:44:46,777 --> 00:44:51,004 ¶ Your cheatin' heart 526 00:44:51,104 --> 00:44:54,104 ¶ Will tell on you 527 00:44:55,021 --> 00:44:58,892 ¶ When tears come down 528 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,334 ¶ Like falling rain 529 00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:06,681 ¶ You'll toss around 530 00:45:06,781 --> 00:45:10,535 ¶ And call my name 531 00:45:10,635 --> 00:45:13,702 ¶ You'll walk the floor 532 00:45:14,695 --> 00:45:17,461 ¶ The way I do 533 00:45:18,645 --> 00:45:22,220 ¶ Your cheatin' heart 534 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,701 ¶ Will tell on you 535 00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,019 Oh, it's the fan. 536 00:45:33,359 --> 00:45:36,154 So? What ye think? 537 00:45:36,574 --> 00:45:38,547 What do I think? 538 00:45:39,912 --> 00:45:46,677 What do I think? I'll tell you this and I'll say it once... 539 00:45:46,687 --> 00:45:50,231 Nick! Where've you been? - Lerry vate, old boy. 540 00:45:50,241 --> 00:45:53,251 And tad biming too, if you don't mind me saying so. 541 00:45:53,261 --> 00:45:57,403 Nick. Listen to me. - Daniel. Daniel, dear old chap. 542 00:45:57,413 --> 00:45:58,386 What? 543 00:45:59,971 --> 00:46:04,155 I've been thinking a hell of a lot about the different layers 544 00:46:04,165 --> 00:46:08,586 and resonances of your terrific screenplay... No! Really! 545 00:46:08,596 --> 00:46:12,444 And never more so, Daniel, than in the last hour. 546 00:46:13,499 --> 00:46:14,975 Nick! Daniel! 547 00:46:15,075 --> 00:46:18,337 Nick... that came across harder than I... Nick. 548 00:46:18,437 --> 00:46:20,079 Come on. Get up. 549 00:46:20,433 --> 00:46:25,323 Now... Look at it, Nick... It's `Why Must I be a Teenager in Love?' 550 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:27,079 You know, Daniel. 551 00:46:27,558 --> 00:46:33,508 I think that song `Teenager in Love' is so right in the wider context of the story... 552 00:46:33,973 --> 00:46:35,167 Nick. 553 00:46:36,827 --> 00:46:40,654 Nick. My temper... it's... 554 00:46:40,717 --> 00:46:43,754 Nick. I apologize. 555 00:46:43,764 --> 00:46:46,058 Me too, old bean. 556 00:47:05,762 --> 00:47:08,217 Yeah? Who? 557 00:47:08,816 --> 00:47:12,127 Wot you mean where I been? That's... 558 00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:15,662 Linda! 559 00:47:16,022 --> 00:47:20,601 Eh... went well, did it? Piece of... 560 00:47:20,611 --> 00:47:22,433 He didn't believe me. - What? 561 00:47:22,443 --> 00:47:26,579 I really tried but they are on to you. - What do you mean they're on to me! 562 00:47:26,589 --> 00:47:31,287 He knows about Pete Beasly. He said he was gonna eliminate you. - Eliminate me! 563 00:47:31,297 --> 00:47:32,972 I was really scared. - You must be off your... 564 00:47:32,982 --> 00:47:36,809 Don't say things like that, please. - Now listen, girl... 565 00:47:36,909 --> 00:47:39,792 P'raps we're dealing with the wrong class of people... ? 566 00:47:39,802 --> 00:47:46,655 Listen! You're not going to like the look of your face no more. 567 00:47:46,665 --> 00:47:49,544 It's like... - Not one little bit. 568 00:47:49,644 --> 00:47:54,159 And that's a promise. - Arfur. Don't Arfur... 569 00:47:56,565 --> 00:48:02,983 It's like being in a... in some sort of story. 570 00:48:05,069 --> 00:48:07,609 And it's gone all wrong. 571 00:48:17,965 --> 00:48:21,789 Subs edited by CINEMAAS.